The American Way: An Inappropriate Parody of our History

The American Way is simple. Engage and assimilate. America has never been simply content to kick ass and leave. Instead, we kick ass and then marvel

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For instance, we kicked Mexico’s ass and now have the great state of Texas.

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out of it? Salsa! And I’m not just talking about the

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In that case you’ve gone too far and should seek medical attention for extreme lewdness. But supposing you didn’t, I’m talking about the sauce AND the dancing.

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Ain’t it a wonderful world Louis?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go get my boss some disgusting mock of a burrito from Taco Del Mar, one of many chain restaurants whose secret motto must be eat, shit, and die.

Note: I am well aware that we didn’t kick Mexico’s ass to get Texas. Texans kicked Mexico’s ass to get Texas and then the Texans decided they wanted to donate Texas to America in exchange for statehood and citizenship. Good call Texas.

One Response to “The American Way: An Inappropriate Parody of our History”

  1. Could we trade it back?

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