Unicorns and the Death of Tim

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Evan: The guy does need some bringing down
Evan: Fellows got himself quite a narcissistic tendency
Evan: Always with the ineffable this

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Tim: He creates a few things, gets a big ego.

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Tim: Worship me!

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Evan: The whole, I don’t like this World I made I’m gonna wash it away and make some fucker grab two of everything so I can start over
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Tim: Lame. No redundancy

Evan: Fucking Unicorns got the fuzzy end of that stick

Tim: Exactly!
Tim: Here one day, gone the next

Evan: Kind of makes you happy to be alive
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Tim: Well, the whole hanging out with virgins thing was probably good while it lasted. I bet those Unicorns

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Tim then prompted me to educate myself on practical, accurate, and historical myth. With specific regards to Unicorns.

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ashamed to say I had no idea it required a virgin to tame a Unicorn. I am proud to say I don’t give a flying fuck. Now carry on with your day and wonder not Tim’s fate.

I SAID WONDER NOT!

6 Responses to “Unicorns and the Death of Tim”

  1. Your link to everywhereist.com is incorrect.

  2. I wonder what ever happened to Tim. I think I saw him in that movie with a rabbit and holy hand grenades…

  3. DOH! Link fixed. Thanks Robert :)

  4. Your right you know. Why would you only grab two. You probably just answered why dragons and unicorns no longer exist. Thats kind of douche esque Noah

  5. My question: how come the aquatic mythological creatures don’t still exist? If the flood were to come, wouldn’t the Nessies and the Crackens and the mermaids actually become more powerful? Or were they beached somewhere outside Mt. Arafat when the tides went out?

  6. They probably got tossed around and hit their head on something. What with the massive tsunamis that were likely caused by the flooding. Barring that, displacement of natural food sources would be another good explanation. There’s always God’s wrath and the whole mythical factor but I’d like to think those forces wouldn’t meddle in such trivial matters.

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