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Otherwise this is gonna be really terrible.
Tim: Portent U is at 2:30?
Evan: It God damned better be
Tim: -GASP- You just damned God
Evan: The guy does need some bringing down
Evan: Fellows got himself quite a narcissistic tendency
Evan: Always with the ineffable this
Tim: He creates a few things, gets a big ego.
I did a finger-painting just the other day, you don’t see me bragging about it, making people bow down
Tim: Worship me!
Evan: Very true
Evan: The whole, I don’t like this World I made I’m gonna wash it away and make some fucker grab two of everything so I can start over
Evan: That was just stupid
Tim: I know! Just two? What if one break
Then you have one, you can’t do anything with just one
Tim: How many things died out that day?
Tim: We’ll never know
Evan: True dat
Tim: Lame. No redundancy
Evan: Fucking Unicorns got the fuzzy end of that stick
Tim: Here one day, gone the next
Evan: Kind of makes you happy to be alive
Evan: It’s like, fuck. My ancestors could have been Unicorns and then I’d be totally fucked
Tim: Well, the whole hanging out with virgins thing was probably good while it lasted. I bet those Unicorns
Evan: OK, take a step back and explain to me how the virgins come into this
The conversation then removed itself from it’s digital manifestation and entered the world of audible vibrations at which point
Tim asked me where I went to school. I responded with the Izzard-esque response of, this is not a game of where the fuck did you go to school.
Tim then prompted me to educate myself on practical, accurate, and historical myth. With specific regards to Unicorns.
It is at this point that my browser history goes from that a of a bad-ass 19 year old SEO expert with a taste for video games, music and the occasional visit to The Everywhereist; to a 14 year-old girl looking for pictures of Unicorns and trying to figure out why the other girls at school called her a virgin.
ashamed to say I had no idea it required a virgin to tame a Unicorn. I am proud to say I don’t give a flying fuck. Now carry on with your day and wonder not Tim’s fate.
I SAID WONDER NOT!